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ENTERTAINERBALD

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What is Entertainer Bald..

Entertainer Bald ($EBLD) is more than a meme token — it’s a celebration of chrome-domed confidence, unapologetic entertainment, and the raw charisma of going bald and bold. We’re turning the shiny scalp into a cultural flex — playful, glamorous, and ready to steal the show.

Forget shame. Forget stealth.

EBLD turns baldness into a banner of brilliance.  Whether you’re naturally smooth or spiritually bald, this token is your stage.

Tokenomics

10 Billion (10,000,000,000) $EBLD. Fixed Supply.

      Roadmap

      Legends aren't born without knowing where their north star is. Join Entertainer Bald in our mission to make our frens incredibly rich, and entertained!
      ✅ Phase 0 – Genesis of Baldness

      • Token deployed, 10B fixed supply
      • Meme allocation model finalized (no burns, no lies)
      • Website goes live (minimalist, bald-coded)
      • First memes hit Crypto Twitter
      • Telegram/Discord setup (moderate chaos)
      • CT influencers quietly bribed with friendship

      🚀 Phase 1 – Bald Goes Public

      • Strategic airdrop to real CT degens and legends
      • Liquidity seeded (Uniswap or bald-friendly DEX)
      • BaldSwap memes begin circulating
      • Memetic pressure applied: “Not financial advice but why are you still poor?”
      • Listings on niche meme-trading tools (e.g., DEXTools, GeckoTerminal)

      🔥 Phase 2 – Bald Utility Arc (Ironically)

      • Bald DAO prototype formed (voting on memes, not policy)
      • Community meme competitions (rewards in $EBLD and social clout)
      • Integration with Bald-compatible mini-games (tap to scalp)
      • Meme NFT collection: limited edition Bald Icons
      • First celeb tweet referencing EBLD (intentional or accidental)

      🧠 Phase 3 – Bald Enlightenment

      • Bald Rituals (staking contracts, LP farms, DAO bribes)
      • Governance actually matters now??
      • “Entertainer Bald Summit 202X” meme-conference proposal
      • BaldVR experiment (90% abandon it, 10% claim it cured depression)
      • Chain expansion: bridge to another chain (because why not)

      🦅 Phase 4 – Baldness Eternal

      • Bald DAO fully operational
      • EBLD meme index launched
      • First country bans us (we mint the ban as an NFT)
      • Unexpected celebrity says “I’m Bald & I’m In”
      • Bald becomes a religion in one small town in Eastern Europe

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